The Defiler by Zephos

The Defiler by Zephos
http://www.filterforge.com/filters/2195.html

Yup. Zephos wins the Prize for 'Most Hilariously Funny Descriptions' every time!

I have it on good word that this description was inspired by a true story.

And yeah, I totally dig Zephos' descriptions and documentation, it makes the filts feel more fun to use.

I like using this filter for distressing and suitable dirtiness, altho (as a continuation of earlier times when it happened), I can't figure out for the life of me why I keep creating new comment threads — I didn't deliberately click-through the "Comments (0)" link on the filter's own page. Anyone know why?

Torley,

don't worry too much about that. The forum bot deletes zero-post comment threads automatically after a time...

Ahahah, I'm glad that you guys like my descriptions ^_^ Originally, I was a bit worried that some of the stuff I wrote would get my filters rejected since some of the text is pretty absurd and nonsensical! I'm glad that the Filter Forge crew has a good sense of humor to allow it to slide though ^_^ I get most of my writing taste from writing dialog for my characters -- they're a pretty interesting bunch ^_^

There actually was one filter that I edited to fit the rules for submission and that was Deluge Disaster -- originally it was called Noah's Nightmare and went onto a giant rant about what was harder for Noah to deal with, a flood of epic proportions or two unicorns in mating season. Of course, in respect for the thing about no religious references, I changed the name and description.

Oh yes! As for The Defiler's description being based on a true story -- it most certainly is, ahahah -- one that occurs pretty much every other month or so ^_-. Oh yeah, just a small tidbit of humor, among the key words that the Defiler has, "exploding hamster" is listed ^_^

Kewl! Disgusting, but kewl.