Great googley moogley! I need one of those emoticons that rolls around laughing its head off!
Seriously... this was the best laugh I've had in weeks. hehehe
I actually do see the 'ceramic' concept in the last example.

A lot of it depends on your choice of colors, of course... and I did my best to pick some really disgusting combinations.

(I showed the default sample to a friend, and she said, "That's nasty!!!"

Bwahahahaha!)
Thanks everyone for your comments, and especially for lightening my day.

Okicyapo