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| Oh thanks Lynn, yep will have to play with that filter again. Big grin |
Thank great news, can't wait to see a prebiew of it when you get done with it:
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| LOL dinner is the guinea pigs making thier famous salad, I hope you like salads lol |
If you think that was funny you shiuld read the Job Resume i gave to my boss one year. I put in the post
SHADOW DANCER NORTHEY
KALAMAZOO, MICHIGAN 49007-5177
CAREER OBJECTIVE:
To obtain challenging and responsible careers postion, where my skills and experince can be utilized to meet the company objectives.
EXPERIENCE:
Two plus years work experince with specialized training as a Beggar, Paper Shredder, Chothing Designer, Small Time Thief, Model and Natural Fertilizer Maker. I can produce over 100 coffee beans a day. Can use my charms to beg for treats, and also pick fights with my brother. Can whistle loudly when happy and chatter my theeth when upset. I also can make my hair stand on end. I am able to comfort my present employees with ease. They are wrapped around my little fingers, so to weep. What I says goes.
My Leadership qualities as King is to provide support for one human, one subhuman, three guinea pigs and two birds, have other fellow guinea pigs follow my lead in squeaking, and for sticking up for themselves. I can work independently and I work well with others. I am a loyal and friendly to those I like. I am able to look at an monitor, move a mouse, and have hunt,peek and weep key boarding skills. I even have some phone skills, which I do not do much, since it is that birds jobs. I know how to give out work assignments and complete them.
SPECIAL SKILLS:
Look handsome, am photogentic. Can whisle on cue, when doors open ( front door, fridges, microwaves and the oven door), also when plastic bags and boxes are rattled. Can work under pressure, interact with a variety of personalities and utilize all my natural resources. I am able to drink water out of an glass and I eat off my employee's plate. Can run mighty fast forwards and backwards. I can watch TV; eat the buttons off the remote control, control the volume and the channels ( as well as play and stop) on th remote. I can swim, float and do the pig paddle, but truthfully I hate being around water. POTTY TRAINED sort of, not like my mother. I have an persuasive personality. and an uncanny abilty to snuff out dead beats and be loved by all who see me. Survived many battles and traumas and live to tell about it. I have had an glamorous life including professional model, centerfold for playgirl ( special guinea pig edition) also a professional kick boxer, and well know worldwide for my exploits on the web. I also been one of the chosen few to represent my entire race on the popular guinea pig circuit. I have traveled various parts of Michigan for special guinea pig bussiness,(carrot, green pepper,melons and apple quality control inspector).
Quality is a way of life. I also able to drive an car, ride an sled and a motorcycle. I am environmentally aware: My motto is Compact,Recycle, and Reuse. Can make doors and windows in cardboard boxes, I eat them out.
EDUCATION:
Know twenty plus words including food, water,quite picking on your brother, clover. salad, party timea nd get to work.
Continuing education : to have my own web page and book on how to train your pet human employee in five easy lessons.
I hope you get a good laugh from the resume
Hugz
Lynn
P.S My Boss said he would have gotten the job, he said the he was to short lol
i really do like your tiles, mbr! just had to tease a bit 
