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Crapadilla
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"Good evening, ladies and gentleman, and welcome to the show! I'm your host Crapadilla. Tonight, our topic is:

Pink Sliders: Everything You Always Wanted to Know About Them ... But Were Afraid to Ask!

I'm proud to introduce two experts on the subject... folks, give a warm welcome to Doctor Steve Cheekenstein and Count Carl Cheekula!"

*** Applause ***

"So folks, the lines are open, and our two experts are awaiting your calls!"

... smile;) smile:D
--- Crapadilla says: "Damn you, stupid redundant feature requests!" ;)
Posted: December 5, 2007 6:48 am   Details E-Mail
Kraellin
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what's this, a cheek-a-thon? i hope it doesnt last more than 24 hours smile;)
If wishes were horses... there'd be a whole lot of horse crap to clean up!

Craig
Posted: December 5, 2007 8:32 am   Details E-Mail
Crapadilla
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"It's the Clash of the Cheeksters, the Grande Tour-De-Cheek! It's the Cheek-O-Rama, the Ultimate Encheeklopedia!" smile;)
--- Crapadilla says: "Damn you, stupid redundant feature requests!" ;)
Posted: December 5, 2007 10:00 am   Details E-Mail
Conniekat8
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Pink slider experts, eh?
Hrrrmmmm...
promises promises!
Posted: December 5, 2007 3:56 pm   Details E-Mail
StevieJ
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LMAO..... Very clever.....in other words, bring the "Dilly Dallying" down here..... smile;) smile:D LMAO.....

DISCLAIMER: StevieJ will be unavailable this evenig due to prior obligations.....so Craig, Connie, Carl, and Ahimsa will be your hosts this evening.....

ALL QUESTIONS WILL BE ANSWERED.....ABOUT LIFE, LOVE, SEX, AND THE PURSUIT OF FILTER FORGING!!!!!!

Steve

"Buzzards gotta eat...same as worms..." - Clint :)
Posted: December 5, 2007 4:31 pm   Details E-Mail
jffe
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Forget pink sliders, I want an X/Y gui pad as a controller, let's get 2002 already, I can wire everything to it, and ya'll can learn to speak digi-braille. smile8)

jffe
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Posted: December 5, 2007 5:36 pm   Details E-Mail
Conniekat8
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uh oh, I was making the place look untidy smile:|

Sowwy... [Kitty picks up all the pink sliders strewn around the forums and tucks them neatly in this thread]

Here, here, is that better smile:D They're all sorted according to size and color, and facing up. That looks much neater!
Posted: December 5, 2007 5:37 pm   Details E-Mail
StevieJ
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LOL..... smile:D
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jffe wrote:
Forget pink sliders, I want an X/Y gui pad as a controller

LOL.....starting your Christmas wishlist, eh??? smile;) smile:D LOL....

EMERGENCY MESSAGE FROM CARL:
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Carl wrote:
Please direct all "sexual fantasy" questions to me.....or email them to me smile:devil:


Have to run...... smile;) smile:D
Steve

"Buzzards gotta eat...same as worms..." - Clint :)
Posted: December 5, 2007 5:55 pm   Details E-Mail
Crapadilla
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*** Ring Ring ***

"Ah, our first caller! ... Yes, go ahead please! What's your question?"

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Female Voice:
Oh ermm... good evening! I was wondering whether it would be ok to submit a filter by the name "pink slidering" to the filter library?


"Yes, excellent! Good question! Carl... your answer?!"

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Carl:
Yes, that's easy, just check your filter submission guidelines. Under "Requirements", third line down, I believe. Should be right there.


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Female Voice:
Oh... ummm... ok! Thanks. Bye! *** click ***


smile:dgrin: smile:dgrin: smile:dgrin:
--- Crapadilla says: "Damn you, stupid redundant feature requests!" ;)
Posted: December 5, 2007 6:07 pm   Details E-Mail
Kraellin
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you guys are going to be really pissed off when one of the programmers gets ahold of this and we actually find some pink, chartruse and puce sliders in the next version smile;)

although, that raises a completely new question... skins! it's a bit surprising this hasnt happened yet in FF.

see, all this kidding around has actually spawned a decent idea smile:D
If wishes were horses... there'd be a whole lot of horse crap to clean up!

Craig
Posted: December 5, 2007 7:23 pm   Details E-Mail
Conniekat8
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yeah yeah yeah,
it's all fun and games with pink sliders
till someone ends up with rug-burn! smile:bunny:
Posted: December 5, 2007 8:55 pm   Details E-Mail
StevieJ
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Dilla, you would make an excellent host on the nightly "Filter Forge Show".....

".....our first guest tonight is renowned filter author Capt'n "you-lost-that-cheeky-feeling" Carl.....who just got back from a grueling Amazon expedition looking for the legendary lost filter....." smile;) smile:D
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Conniekat8 wrote:
rug-burn!

Carl will get back to you on that one smile;) smile:D LOL.....
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Kraellin wrote:
all this kidding around has actually spawned a decent idea

See, I told you smile;) smile:D

***Ring Ring***

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Dilla answers:
Hello.....you're on the air....

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Male Voice:
Yeah, I'm calling to confirm and order from some Crappadilla guy for the entire Girls Gone Wild video collection and.... ***CLICK***

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Dilla cuts back in:
Hey, we must have got disconnected.....next caller!!!

smile:| ...... smile:dgrin: smile:dgrin: smile:dgrin:
Steve

"Buzzards gotta eat...same as worms..." - Clint :)
Posted: December 5, 2007 11:58 pm   Details E-Mail
Crapadilla
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smile;) :afro:
--- Crapadilla says: "Damn you, stupid redundant feature requests!" ;)
Posted: December 6, 2007 6:25 am   Details E-Mail
StevieJ
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***Ring Ring***

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Dilla Answers:
Hello.....welcome to the Filter Forge Cheekathon.....you're on the air!!!

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Sexy Female Voice:
Hi there, handsome..... I just wanted to say that Filter Forgers really turn me on......

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Craig cuts in:
Will you marry me???

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Steve cuts in:
Carl, stop fooling around and get off the line!!! ***CLICK***

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Dilla cuts in:
Alrighty.....next caller!!!

smile:) ..... smile:dgrin:
Steve

"Buzzards gotta eat...same as worms..." - Clint :)
Posted: December 6, 2007 10:45 am   Details E-Mail
Conniekat8
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LOL, you guys! too funny!

I can't think of anything clever at the momnent....
and don't anyone say... what do you mean 'at the moment' smile:evil:
Posted: December 6, 2007 4:09 pm   Details E-Mail
StevieJ
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LOL.... smile:D

(((DISCLAIMER: Dilla, Craig, and Carl.....please don't be offended by anything say.....it all comes from the left aorta.....the one that pumps love smile:) )))

***Ring Ring*** smile:D


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Dilla Answers:
Hey.....you're on the air!!! How's it hanging!!! smile:dgrin:

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Shrill Male Voice:
I'm trying to interlock a channel bypass, combine the thresholds with alternating blackpoint levels, set up a noise differential, layer that with the refractive branches, install the sub-routine, create the inverse highpass section, layer the primary branches and..... ***CLICK***

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Dilla cuts in:
Sorry, bad connection.....next caller!!!

smile:dgrin: smile:dgrin: smile:dgrin:
Steve

"Buzzards gotta eat...same as worms..." - Clint :)
Posted: December 7, 2007 3:09 pm   Details E-Mail
Kraellin
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Sexy Female Voice:
Hi there, handsome..... I just wanted to say that Filter Forgers really turn me on......

so, did you get her number?
If wishes were horses... there'd be a whole lot of horse crap to clean up!

Craig
Posted: December 7, 2007 4:10 pm   Details E-Mail
Carl
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LMAO so this is where the pink slider party is, I thought I better look it up in the dictionary so I knew what I was talking about -

PINK SLIDER : [ from the Latin " Pinkuus Sliderateous " ] - An insidious infiltration of the male psyche, causing a shrinkage of appendages, a strong desire to buy flowers, waxing and talking on the phone. Thought to have originated by the She-Devil Ahimsa and with the assistance of the mad filtera Craig Kraellin Walters who created the first known Pink Slider Filter. High profile victims include Dilla " I can make pink cheese " and Steviej " does my bum look big in this". It is high recommend not to look directly at a Pink Slider - if contamination occurs use two Grunge filters a day for a month.


smile:dgrin:
visit http://www.carlrolfeart.com/

Posted: December 7, 2007 10:01 pm   Details E-Mail
StevieJ
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Kraellin wrote:
so, did you get her number?

That was Carl disguising his voice smile:| ..... smile:dgrin:
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Carl wrote:
PINK SLIDER : [ from the Latin " Pinkuus Sliderateous " ] - An insidious infiltration of the male psyche, causing a shrinkage of appendages

LMAO..... You guys are screwed!!! smile:dgrin: smile:dgrin: smile:dgrin:
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Carl wrote:
originated by the She-Devil Ahimsa

Yup, she's the culprit......and as you remember, I tried everything to stop her from getting to you.....but she batted her eyes and you crumbled like a house of cards smile:dgrin:
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Carl wrote:
with the assistance of the mad filtera Craig Kraellin Walters who created the first known Pink Slider Filter

All was lost when this happened smile:dgrin:
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Carl wrote:
High profile victims include Dilla " I can make pink cheese " and Steviej " does my bum look big in this"

LOL..... Dilla created this string to get the "Dilly Dallying" out of the ongoing copyright debate.....and I'm the anti-christ to the pink slider and have never succumb to it smile;) smile:D smile:dgrin: LOL.....
Steve

"Buzzards gotta eat...same as worms..." - Clint :)
Posted: December 7, 2007 10:27 pm   Details E-Mail
Carl
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StevieJ wrote:
Dilla created this string to get the "Dilly Dallying" out of the ongoing copyright debate..

Sure that's what he tell you, but I bet when we finally work out where his secret hide out is we'll find crates of pink sliders already to deploy smile;)
visit http://www.carlrolfeart.com/

Posted: December 8, 2007 3:57 am   Details E-Mail
Crapadilla
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*** RING RING ***

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Dilla answers:
Yes, welcome to "Interview with a Villain". Your question please!


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Whispering Female Voice:
Mr. Crapadilla, is it true that you are seizing all the pink sliders in the world so you can sell them back ridiculously overpriced to ahimsa, craig, steve and carl?


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Dilla answers:
Perfectly true. First, I started a heated discussion over some ridiculous copyright issues to avert their attention, then - while they were discussing themselves silly - I took all the pink sliders from them. Furthermore, I have kidnapped a well-known scientist, and I'm blackmailing him to create the ultimate uberPINKSLIDER to rule...


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uber cuts in:
uberzev is NOT plea...


*** CRCRRK!... ... ... mEEEEP... mEEEEP... mEEEEP... ***
--- Crapadilla says: "Damn you, stupid redundant feature requests!" ;)
Posted: December 9, 2007 6:56 am   Details E-Mail
StevieJ
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LOL..... smile:D smile:D smile:D

***Ring Ring*** smile:D

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Dilla answers:
Hey, you've reached Dilla's world.....errr.....filter domination hotline!!! You're on the air!!!

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Stern Male Voice:
Hi, it's Vlad. We've re-written the EULA to CLEARLY state that filter construction and presets are the copyrighted property of the author.....and that no third party can copy and resell them without expressed written agreement and consent of the author....

Further, we've decided to use texture presets to create and sell texture packages.....and give percentage royalties back to the author..... ((( smile:devil: )))

We believe that doing these things will provide good incentives for talented authors to continue submitting quality filters beyond achieving lifetime updates rewards.....while at the same time, diffusing the "barbarian horde" of "heathen infidel copyright defiers".....

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Dilla answers:
.....but I like putting all that hard work into creating quality filters.....seeing the "find-any-loophole-to-make-a-quick-buck" vulturs quickly copying the presets and reselling them on the internet.....seeing them claim my work as their own and making money from it without any compensation to me......and thereby also undermining the sales of this program.....

smile:dgrin: smile:dgrin: smile:dgrin:
Steve

"Buzzards gotta eat...same as worms..." - Clint :)
Posted: December 9, 2007 12:29 pm   Details E-Mail
Conniekat8
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smile:D smile:D smile:D

***ring ring***
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Phone is answered at OneStopPoserShop:
Hi, I'm a filter maker and I think my filt.... *click* smile:|


***ring ring***
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OneStopPoserShop : yees?
Hi, I think something unethi... *click* smile:|


***ring ring***
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OneStopPoserShop: Ello?
Hi, are there any rules about copyrr.. *click* smile:|


***ring ring***
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OneStopPoserShop: is it you aga..
Hi, my name is Leech Tiff McSnagger, and I have this make some money quickly proposition! All it takes is a free demo and a file harvest...
OneStopPoserShop: Oh, Oh... Yes, please, do tell us all about it.
Posted: December 10, 2007 12:01 pm   Details E-Mail
StevieJ
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Conniekat8 wrote:
Leech Tiff McSnagger

LMAO...... smile:D smile:D smile:D smile:D smile:D
Steve

"Buzzards gotta eat...same as worms..." - Clint :)
Posted: December 10, 2007 1:12 pm   Details E-Mail
ahimsa

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Pink sliders! Now you're talking my language smile:D
Posted: December 18, 2007 8:21 pm   Details E-Mail
Carl
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Your to blame for this talk of pink slider smile:evil:



smile:D smile:D smile:D
visit http://www.carlrolfeart.com/

Posted: December 18, 2007 11:26 pm   Details E-Mail
StevieJ
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You talk'n to me....."Lone Wolf McKinky" smile:dgrin:
Steve

"Buzzards gotta eat...same as worms..." - Clint :)
Posted: December 18, 2007 11:30 pm   Details E-Mail
ahimsa

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Sir Kinkalot,

Pink sliders are extremely important...especially in concrete filters. smile:D

Your pal,
Manon
Posted: December 18, 2007 11:36 pm   Details E-Mail
Carl
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StevieJ wrote:
....."Lone Wolf McKinky

LMAO but no I was blaming the pink slider corrupter Ahimsa smile;) smile:D
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Posted: December 18, 2007 11:36 pm   Details E-Mail
Carl
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Posted at same time
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Carl wrote:
Sir Kinkalot

Don't you start LOL I've got a bad enough name round here as it is, I do understand it's all steves fault he's corrupted you, that what happens if you don't slap him around enough [ we need a slappy smiley smile;) ] smile:D
visit http://www.carlrolfeart.com/

Posted: December 18, 2007 11:55 pm   Details E-Mail
ahimsa

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A slappy smilie would be good, but would it come with a pink slider?


But Kinkschen...you don't like when we give you cute nicknames? smile:D smile:D smile:D
Posted: December 19, 2007 12:01 am   Details E-Mail
Carl
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smile:cry:
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Posted: December 19, 2007 12:11 am   Details E-Mail
ahimsa

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Oh Carl...((((Carl))))


No more pink sliders!

We'll do baby blue ones now... smile:dgrin:
Posted: December 19, 2007 12:53 am   Details E-Mail
Carl
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What about green as green is the best colour by far in the whole wide world smile:D
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Posted: December 19, 2007 12:56 am   Details E-Mail
ahimsa

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Green is a very nice color...especially the dark forest greens.
Posted: December 19, 2007 12:59 am   Details E-Mail
StevieJ
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ahimsa wrote:
Kinkschen

LMAO..... smile:D smile:D smile:D
Steve

"Buzzards gotta eat...same as worms..." - Clint :)
Posted: December 19, 2007 1:29 pm   Details E-Mail
ahimsa

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At least I didn't call him Kinkalein... smile:D
Posted: December 19, 2007 3:59 pm   Details E-Mail
Crapadilla
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or Kinkelstiltskin... smile:D

Btw... the afro smilie is missing! Dare we say 'political correctness'? Anyways, I hope it will be replaced by a smilie that plays with a pinkslider. smile;)
--- Crapadilla says: "Damn you, stupid redundant feature requests!" ;)
Posted: December 20, 2007 4:43 am   Details E-Mail
ahimsa

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Kinkelstiltskin
smile:D

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a smilie that plays with a pinkslider


I'm not touching this one smile:D

The afro is gone but the pimp smilie remains...weird.
Posted: December 20, 2007 5:04 am   Details E-Mail
Crapadilla
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ahimsa wrote:
I'm not touching this one


How about this one then? smile;)

Pink Slider v0.01.ffxml
--- Crapadilla says: "Damn you, stupid redundant feature requests!" ;)
Posted: December 20, 2007 5:58 pm   Details E-Mail
StevieJ
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Crapadilla wrote:
Btw... the afro smilie is missing!

Ah, Al Sharpton uses FF??? smile:| smile;) smile:D LOL....
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Crapadilla wrote:
Kinkelstiltskin

smile:D smile:D smile:D

Kinkenstein smile:dgrin:
Steve

"Buzzards gotta eat...same as worms..." - Clint :)
Posted: December 20, 2007 5:58 pm   Details E-Mail
Crapadilla
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Kount Kinkula! smile;)
--- Crapadilla says: "Damn you, stupid redundant feature requests!" ;)
Posted: December 20, 2007 5:59 pm   Details E-Mail
StevieJ
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Crapadilla wrote:
Kount Kinkula!

LOL.... I was just trying to add that and and you blocked me..... smile;) smile:D LOL....

Okay, I've gotta get back to work.....

"Lone Wolf McKinky" is still my favorite..... smile;) smile:D
Steve

"Buzzards gotta eat...same as worms..." - Clint :)
Posted: December 20, 2007 6:02 pm   Details E-Mail
ahimsa

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Let's not forget...Kris Kinkle

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How about this one then?

Pink Slider v0.01.ffxml


Marry me smile;)



Posted: December 20, 2007 6:09 pm   Details E-Mail
Carl
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[quote]StevieJ wrote:
....."Lone Wolf McKinky" [/quote]
[quote]ahimsa wrote:
Sir Kinkalot, [/quote]
[quote]ahimsa wrote:
Kinkschen[/quote]
[quote]Crapadilla wrote:
Kinkelstiltskin... [/quote]
[quote]ahimsa wrote:
Kinkalein[/quote]
[quote]StevieJ wrote:
Kinkenstein [/quote]
[quote]Crapadilla wrote:
Kount Kinkula! [/quote]
[quote]ahimsa wrote:
[quote]ahimsa wrote:
Kris Kinkle [/quote]

I'm starting to think being ignored isn't so bad smile:cry: I guess at the next meeting of FF anonymous I'll have something to discuss " how pink sliders destroyed my life" smile:D
visit http://www.carlrolfeart.com/

Posted: December 20, 2007 7:21 pm   Details E-Mail

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