Capt'n Cheeky & His Crew

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you look like Princess Di of course while she was still alive

Good on the still alive part. I wouldn't have thought of myself as her, but if that's how you see me, that's sweet.

Crapadilla as a Ferengi...yep, but not the one with the bar.

And you Carl, who would you be? Smeagle?

Smeagle is Gollum in LOTR and personally, I liked him best of all the characters. Seriously.

No, I don't think you look like him, but you do have that split personality thing going on.

Paul is a hillbilly from Tennesee who married a hippie. He grew up eating things like bear and porcupines. He still has that hillbilly accent sometimes and since he teases me when my German accent does come out, I tease him for his hillbilly accent. He's kind of a goof, but he's my goof. You ever see that 3D animation, "Cars"? He would be Mater. I tell him that too.

Hans is an Ent, you know the tree people in LOTR. He is very tall and has a very, very deep voice. Hans & Paul call me a hobbit because I am only 5'2".

Paul is not a sterotype hillbilly, he is from the hills, he was very, very poor, and his family did have to hunt for most of their meat and grow what they could. His childhood is what made him the type person I want to spend the rest of my life with. He values the little things in life, he can get wild birds to eat out of his hands, he helps older people every chance he gets, and he loves me unconditionally, even though I don't look like I did when I was young or have the health I did then.

He brought a screech owl home one night cuz it was sitting in the road stunned. We kept him here over night and the next night Paul took him back to the field where he belonged and the owl just sat on Paul's arm for awhile before flying off. When Paul wants to visit him he just stops by the field at night and the owl comes to him.

Most animals like me too, just not horses and birds. Well, our bird likes me when it's that time of the month for her to lay eggs...little rapist bird.

Hans doesn't post much because he doesn't feel his English is good enough yet. Before his injury he was very active, definately not passive, gentle... ...not even...he liked to fight. He related just fine in the world. Younger.... the bugger is older than dirt! Ooops...he reads in here.

Hans had lots of friends, but many are dead and like with me, once he became housebound people drifted away.


And yes, I am short. I was always little and my baby sister ended up passing her clothes and shoes up to me once she became a teenager. Nothing wrong with my height, not all women were meant to be giants.

Boy did I pick you wrong Hans LOL at least the Hobbit didn't say you were older than the universe LOL

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ahimsa wrote: I was being polite

Hey you never told me you could be polite

Where's Hans disappeared to - tall older than dirt baritone gladilator is a speed visitor

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ahimsa wrote: I only act blonde.

LOL want to here a bad blonde joke - and I did say bad -

Two blondes were talking after one of them smashed up her car, the second one said she'd been told an easy way to get dent out of cars - all she had to do was blow as hard as she could in the exaust pipe and the dents would pop right out - a couple of days later they ran into each other again the first one complained that she'd spent hours blowing and blowing in the exaust pipe - nothing happened - the second couldn't understand what had gone wrong so they decided to goaround to the first blondes garage and see what the problem was - went there and the first blonde went through the process - the second one exclaimed Your so blonde it obvious you've got the windows down

Ok it was short notice for a joke

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ahimsa wrote: he can get wild birds to eat out of his hands

a man I can like I have little society of bird that have train me to feed them on demand one of the Magpies and one of the Ravens will take food out of my hands but all the rest are chickens { not literally } and keep an invisible couple of feet corden away

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ahimsa wrote: little rapist bird

is that its name or your observation

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ahimsa wrote: He values the little things in life

He sound like a great bloke you two are lucky you found each other

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ahimsa wrote: Today she laid an egg next to our dog. Our dog is very old and she is very protective and loving to him. Sometimes she will lay a wing over his back and hold him. It's sweet

Love that kind of stuff I've got a 14 year old Spoodle thats deaf and almost blind and has lost her short term memory which can be very funny [ luckly she can't here me laughing at here ] she is pretty smart

i wish my English where better.
then i will talk more.
but. i am allways unsure about my grammar and spelling,
thats why i am so quiet.
i can read and understand, and Manon had teach me a lot,
but i have to work on that.

i am sure the blond acting hobbit will help me.

yeah yeah. i see that

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Kraellin wrote: usually

LOL..... and sometimes we attack first and ask questions later Just kidding....

No, my mother calls me her #1 adopted son

Sorry to hear that......

good to know.
my spelling is often the like a new language

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Hans, the big beast wrote: but this is all manon`s fault!! she understand all my mess i wrote!!

Sure, blame the little one.

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Why do boys run faster than girls?

Ball bearings and a gear shift!

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Ya think?

Oh the things I could say right now...

filth, filth, filth... NO FILTH FOR YOU!!!

I was telling you actually and craig shouldn't have laughed and encouraged you

Shorty

I guess it's to late to beg forgiveness or blame Steve, remember Steve we like picking on him