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Do you have stuff at the exhibition

myself and a photographer, his first full exhibition, his work is really nice smile:)
Tarradiddle is a lovely whimsical word smile:)

My cousin had the cataract operation and she said it was amazing when she first saw again smile8)
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I've been taking a vitamin C

my mother swears by it, she gave us one everyday as children and I have never really been sick and it is definitely beneficial for battling cold and general wellbeing smile;)
and it was lovely talking to you again it's been a while smile:banana:
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just dont look at the gray too much

you look like what I expected, except you look younger [ how old is the photo smile:dgrin: ] which is surprising seeing I'm usually wrong smile:D you don't have much grey at all smile:eek: smile:D
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What is Taradiddle and should I be afeared of it? smile:eek:

So, has all cheekiness left this place or does anyone here still have a bit?

The vitamin C drink has definately made an improvement. I am almost over this flareup and I didn't feel like I was going to drown and Levi only managed a runny nose this time. Maybe we should all go back to the old remedies.

Where's Steve smile:dgrin:
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What is Taradiddle and should I be afeared of it?

the meaning of the word Tarradiddle is - fib, tall tale, an untruth ........ and yes you should be very afraid LOL smile:D
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So, has all cheekiness left this place or does anyone here still have a bit?

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Where's Steve

we all know who is the real cheekyness smile;)
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should all go back to the old remedies

a selective balance of both old and new ......... very glad your feeling a little better smile:) smile:) smile:)
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Kraellin
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ahimsa, i take a handful of vitamins, 3 times a day. gives me more energy and helps the body heal.

as for the gray, there's not a lot, yet... the pic was taken within the last few years, carl. it was taken with that little kodak i bought and posted about here in the forums. so, it's no older than that. all of my family looks about 10 years younger than they are. purely genetics.
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The Perks of reaching 50 or being over 60 and heading towards 70!


01. Kidnappers are not very interested in you.

02. In a hostage situation you are likely to be released first.

03. No one expects you to run--anywhere.

04. People call at 9 PM and ask, did I wake you?

05.. People no longer view you as a hypochondriac.

06. There is nothing left to learn the hard way.

07. Things you buy now won't wear out.

08. You can eat supper at 4 PM.

09. You can live without sex but not your glasses.

10. You get into heated arguments about pension plans.

11. You no longer think of speed limits as a challenge.

12. You quit trying to hold your stomach in no matter who walks into the room.

13.. You sing along with elevator music.

14. Your eyes won't get much worse.

15 . Your investment in health insurance is finally beginning to pay off.

16. Your joints are more accurate than meteorologists on the national weather service.

17. Your secrets are safe with your friends because they can't remember them either.

18. Your supply of brain cells is finally down to manageable size.

19. You can't remember who sent you this list.

Remember:
Never, under any circumstances, take a sleeping pill and a laxative on the same night.
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ahimsa,

Thanks for that last post. I will try & remember those, I will be 65 in Sept. HA.

I do pray you get to feeling better! smile:)

I really don't think I would take a handful of vitamins (3) times a day like Craig said. I only take (1) vitamin a day. Heard they don't do much anyway. Eat a bowl of Total cereal every morning for breakfast, that has worked for me past 35 years.
I feel great. How I look is another matter..LOL... smile:D

HAVE A GREAT DAY! smile:)

Ron
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Hey Manon smile:) I didn't see you sneak into this string..... smile;) smile:D Hope all is well!!! smile:)
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Where's Steve

I'm fighting with Craig in another string.....but we're still friends in this string..... smile;) smile:D LOL.....
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we all know who is the real cheekyness

Excusy??? smile:dgrin:
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The Perks of reaching 50

LOL.... smile:D
Steve

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I see you, Los Cheekos!!! smile:dgrin:
Steve

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Carl
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its all smoke and mirrors smile;) smile:D
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Talkie Messenger???
Steve

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its there, you ain't answering smile:evil:
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Answer him smile:D

Hi Steve!

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Carl
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he is very rude Ahimsa smile;) smile:D
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I hear that.... smile:D

Don't really know what you guys are talkin about, smile:| I didn't want to be left out..LOL

Ron
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Kraellin
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it's ok, ron. we never know what they're talking about in here, but it's entertaining smile;) smile:dgrin:
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I have no idea what your talking about Craig smile:D
Ron it really would help if you didn't know what you are talking about either, when posting in this thread smile:D
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Thanks Craig & Carl,

I appreciate your help, I will try & keep that in mind for the future.

One not knowing what the other is talking about, but yet continues to discuss,the posibility of that subject, but, yet, still not knowing what they are talking about, I could see, that might be a problem for some people. Yah think? I really wonder, what other people think? smile:D

Have a GREAT day! smile:)

Ron
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Kraellin
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lol @ carl smile:)

see, ron's got it, carl. he confused me in as short an order as two sentences. he'll fit right in here. smile;) smile:)
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Carl
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the real fear is when it all makes sense smile;) smile:D
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ahimsa

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I almost understood it all once, but I lost it at some point and can't remember if it was a solid or a liquid.

Happy Easter!

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Carl
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no no it's definatly a gas at least on Tuesdays smile:bunny:

Happy Easter to you too Ahimsa smile:D
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Thanks Carl smile:)

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Carl
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sorry what are you talking about smile:dgrin:
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Totte
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Blue or Red?
- I never expected the Spanish inquisition
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Carl
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Very good point Totte, that's what we needed the voice of reason to tear the last shreds of credibility from this thread smile:banana: smile:D
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Kraellin
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smile:D smile:dgrin:
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Just in time for tax season...

Waste not, want not.

At the end of the tax year, the IRS office sent an inspector to audit the books of a local hospital.



While the IRS agent was checking the books he turned to the CFO of the hospital and said, "I notice you buy a lot of bandages. What do you do with the end of the roll when there's too little left to be of any use?"



"Good question," noted the CFO. "We save them up and send them back to the bandage company and every now and then they send us a free box of bandages."



"Oh," replied the auditor, somewhat disappointed that his unusual question had a practical answer. But on he went, in his obnoxious way.



"What about all these plaster purchases? What do you do with what's left over after setting a cast on a patient?"



"Ah, yes," replied the CFO, realizing that the inspector was trying to trap him with an unanswerable question.



"We save it and send it back to the manufacturer, and every now and then they send us a free package of plaster."



"I see," replied the auditor, thinking hard about how he could fluster the know-it-all CFO.



"Well," he went on, "What do you do with all the leftover foreskins from the circumcisions you perform?"



"Here, too, we do not waste," answered the CFO.



"What we do is save all the little foreskins and send them to the IRS Office, and about once a year they send us a complete dick."
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Kraellin
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rofl! you bad, girl smile:dgrin:
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Carl
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LOL smile:D
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you bad, girl

LOL smile:D
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It's this thread that makes me that way. smile:angel:
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Totte
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mental note: make more threads like this....
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Kraellin
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hehehe smile:) smile;)
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So what exactly do you plan to do with the ox fat and sock? I would like to know before I bring you any in case it's something bad, you know, like waxing your car with it. Pretty sure it would mess up the finish. smile:eek:

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I don't want to know..... smile;) smile:D LOL.....
Steve

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I want to know!
Steve


smile:eek:

You worry me Steve.
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Exsqueeze me??? smile:dgrin:
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I get the sock and lubricant.....but what's the midget for???


smile:| ..... smile:dgrin:
Steve

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Previous post by ahimsa is a FF technical error.


smile:dgrin:


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The midget's for me silly smile:bunny:


well excuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuse me! smile:dgrin:
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Kraellin
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So what exactly do you plan to do with the ox fat and sock?


i'm the straight man. i just provide the quote and let you all figure it out in your own, uhm, unique way smile:) smile:D

and where did steve get a midget?
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ahimsa wrote:
well excuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuse me!

Yer excused..... smile:dgrin:
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I lent Carl a mini skirt and nylons, but he hasn't returned them.....


smile:| ..... smile:dgrin:

C'mon Cheekus.....you cracked a smile..... smile:)
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where did steve get a midget?

It was an old Rodney Dangerfield joke..... "here's a picture of my wife and her lover.....but who's the midget???" Okay, Okay, that might be a little too old for this modern FF crowd..... smile;) smile:D
Steve

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Kraellin
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ah! good old rodney smile:)
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Craig
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Is he still alive?
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ronjonnie
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Where are you guys coming from? How did you all get here? Is any one awake? Who?...

http://www.rodney.com/home/home.asp

Enjoy!

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Is he still alive?

no


I found this picture of steve smile;)

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